delitescent's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Billy Richards]

Awesome.

So spontaneously irrelevant that it's funny! Billy Richards is one fucked up guy, but he certainly makes a good flash cartoon character. The visuals were great, as was the sound. The only negative aspect was the length- I wish it lasted longer!

[Audio Flash #2]

Erm...

That was awkward. I felt weird listening to those two sprites talk about games. This could have been better if you made the sprites move, picked more games, and (most importantly) upped the comedic level of the movie. Right now, this isn't very good (the voices sucked too; they were too quiet!).

[Go McMental!]

Lol.

A Scottish DJ. And not just any Scottish DJ, a SUPERSTAR SCOTTISH DJ. Now THAT is something I've never heard of before. Funny flash (though a very strange idea). I wouldn't mind seeing some other crazy creations from you. Go McMental!

[Dark Zero vs Zero Part 2]

Blarg.

I hate sprite movies where the author puts little to no effort forth, and this is a prime example of such a flash. It looks like you took the sprites off some site and tweened them to look like they were fighting. This was boring, short, unoriginal- the lack of sound effects and the crappy music didn't help much either. Sorry, but I did not enjoy this.

[Acid Speed Ep1: NG Cameos]

Haha.

This was cool. I liked pyropimp the most ("I don't care about anything or anyone, all I want is my motherfucking five dollars"). The graphics were nice, the voices were well done, and I found it to be pretty funny. Good job.

Blaklyon responds:

Like pyro pimp huh? Just wait till the next episode!

[The Climber I ( action )]

Nice work.

I enjoyed it. The graphics were nice, but the music is what made the movie for me (I love Danny Elfman). If you added some sound effects and maybe paced it a bit quicker this flash would really rock. One question: why did the evil snowman bleed if he's made from snow?

[Dance Contest 2]

Funny...

...for about 3 seconds. Runs way too long and is ultimately disgusting as opposed to entertaining. Why the hell does this have a high score? It sucks! Anybody can find pictures and keep flipping them back and forth while playing some shitty music in the background. This is horrible.

Powerguy-4000 responds:

Most people wish you would be dead...in about 3 seconds.you run way too short. run more and you won't be so tubby. you are disgusting and gay as opposed to being straight. Why the hell do you care about my score? You suck! Anybody can write reviews about movies hwen they have their hand too far up their ass to make their own flash, all the while, your momma is getting gang-raped by poodles in the background. You are horrible.

[The Story Of Karl]

That was messed.

Very, very strange... everything from the story (if you can call it that) to the audio in this was disturbing. Some of it was funny (like the Michael Jackson pong), but it was ultimately pointless. And next time, compress your audio, because this should not haved been 4.5 megs.

Mek1985 responds:

I should compress my movies...but I don't like to cause I love the stereo sound.

[Gotsta Pay]

Better than I predicted.

I thought this was going to be an easy blam point, because of the file size, but I was surprised by how long this was (for being only 93 Kb). Still, it could've been a lot longer and the graphics/screen size could have been improved. I kept thinking that there would be some sort of stupid punch-line at the end, but... this stayed pretty serious throughout. Good job.

K-Rizl responds:

thank you

[Metroid Epilouge]

Not bad.

"Adam, do you have any weapons systems?" Lol. I thought that part was funny. Too bad I can't say the same for the rest of the movie. Some of the sprite work was nice, and some of it was kinda crappy. The movie seemed to drag on, and probably could have been shortened. I haven't played Metroid Fusion, but I don't think it would make a difference as to how I feel towards this flash.