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Haha.

This was cool. I liked pyropimp the most ("I don't care about anything or anyone, all I want is my motherfucking five dollars"). The graphics were nice, the voices were well done, and I found it to be pretty funny. Good job.

Blaklyon responds:

Like pyro pimp huh? Just wait till the next episode!

Funny...

...for about 3 seconds. Runs way too long and is ultimately disgusting as opposed to entertaining. Why the hell does this have a high score? It sucks! Anybody can find pictures and keep flipping them back and forth while playing some shitty music in the background. This is horrible.

Powerguy-4000 responds:

Most people wish you would be dead...in about 3 seconds.you run way too short. run more and you won't be so tubby. you are disgusting and gay as opposed to being straight. Why the hell do you care about my score? You suck! Anybody can write reviews about movies hwen they have their hand too far up their ass to make their own flash, all the while, your momma is getting gang-raped by poodles in the background. You are horrible.

That was messed.

Very, very strange... everything from the story (if you can call it that) to the audio in this was disturbing. Some of it was funny (like the Michael Jackson pong), but it was ultimately pointless. And next time, compress your audio, because this should not haved been 4.5 megs.

Mek1985 responds:

I should compress my movies...but I don't like to cause I love the stereo sound.

Better than I predicted.

I thought this was going to be an easy blam point, because of the file size, but I was surprised by how long this was (for being only 93 Kb). Still, it could've been a lot longer and the graphics/screen size could have been improved. I kept thinking that there would be some sort of stupid punch-line at the end, but... this stayed pretty serious throughout. Good job.

K-Rizl responds:

thank you

Not bad.

But could be better. This story has a lot of promise, but the lack of sound (mostly voices) and the so-so graphics bring it down.

For the real thing, take some time and make the visuals a bit more detailed. If you can, add sound effects and voices - they'd really help the movie out. Overall, this is a nice beginning to a series that could end up being very cool.

VelvetDarkRocks responds:

I know,
Its not the best it could be. that's because i have no idea how to make 3D movies. its like impossible to work out. i'm still trying, and maybe next time it'll have effects

So bad it's good... well, not quite.

What the hell was that...? The graphics sucked, the sound was waaaay too quiet and shitty, the premise was retarded, it went on for way too long... and yet I actually drew some sort of sick pleasure from it. Though I doubt many others will.

staysko responds:

sorry king of all masters i will work harder to please you next time..........fag

Blah.

I'm not sure what was a bigger waste of time: you making this flash or me watching it. It's nothing more than a bunch of pictures that have nothing to do with one another. Can totally random shit be funny? Yes. Is this flash funny? No. It's just totally random shit (emphasis on the last word there).

MetaphorcE responds:

hahahahahahaha...
this was no waste of time for meee...
hahahahahahaha...
I garner fewlish delight from a none too time wasting activitie upon reaction to said article what? my grammar is terrible. hooray!!!

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