delitescent's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Logo ep.09]

Heh.

I don't ever recall seing that ad, but I'm sure it must have been annoying.

I thought this movie was creative, if a little short. Actually, it could've been shorter (that looping slot machine sound really got on my nerves). Overall, a quick little flash good for a quick little laugh.

[Weapon Dual]

Cock push-ups?

Lol, I've never heard of those before. I wouldn't mind pranking someone stupid with this, as it's a half-decent soundboard.

But I gotta admit, soundboards take so little effort to produce and become boring so fast that we should all stop making/supporting them. Oh well, I gave you a 3 anyways.

[FLASH fables- Mary's Lamb]

Super-lamb.

Damn, that thing just didn't want to die, did it? Very cool flash. The music was hilarious, and the ending made the movie (in my opinion). Flash Fables rocks (can't wait for the next one!).

[Retarded Animal Babies 3]

Wow.

I've said it before and I'll say it again : the Retarded Animal Babies series is the best thing on newgrounds (right now, anyways.) Awesome animation, wicked humor, violence - the very definition of an amazing newgrounds flash. I don't know how you come up with these, Dave, but keep 'em coming!

[Retarded Animal Babies]

I live for this kinda stuff.

This kind of humor (spontaneous, pointless, sick) is my favorite. I still can't stop laughing... and I've seen this well over 20 times. Pure comic genius in flash format!

[One Step]

Nice.

Nice animation. While it could've used a bit more sound effects & music, it was still pretty funny. Good job.

[Plok-Prelude]

Not bad.

But could be better. This story has a lot of promise, but the lack of sound (mostly voices) and the so-so graphics bring it down.

For the real thing, take some time and make the visuals a bit more detailed. If you can, add sound effects and voices - they'd really help the movie out. Overall, this is a nice beginning to a series that could end up being very cool.

VelvetDarkRocks responds:

I know,
Its not the best it could be. that's because i have no idea how to make 3D movies. its like impossible to work out. i'm still trying, and maybe next time it'll have effects

[FAGATOR:Alex]

Hmm...

Kinda dragged on. The fact that the audio wasn't streamed didn't help matters much. I don't know who this Alex guy is (should I...?), but even if I did I don't think this would seem much funnier. I mean, come on, how many times was he going to fart and make references to penises? That shit just isn't funny!